I would let Chris Evans fist me and move me around like a Muppet, he’s so fucking hot, byyeeeee!

This post was neither necessary or desired.
Y’all lying if you say you wouldn’t let this man fist you to his shoulder:

Chris Evans is the reason I’m gay.
I thought it was because you suck dick @asfranklyfrank 🤔
I need time to recover
